Archive for April 23rd, 2009

23rd April
2009
written by jed

You say that Jed spent the morning escorting Teresa to work and then grocery shopping? Then he saw Fast & Furious? Then he fell asleep in a seated position? Then a phone call woke him up? And now he’s scrambling to make dinner?

Oh, computer made of butterflies. You say the silliest things.

These are excellent painkillers.

Tomorrow we should be square. No need to shop, no free movies being offered. Hell, I might even get around to answering my emails!

And Mandy? If that story is true, I want to sue me for sexual harassment. Will you be a character witness?