29th April
2009
Gotsta return to Dr. Awesome for more bloodwork. Between the Lidocaine patches and my glorious pills, my back is at roughly 90%, so everything’s comin’ up Milhouse!
But before I leave for my frustrating journey into Manhattan (during which time I can have no coffee, which would be my Kryptonite if Kryptonite was something Superman needed to ingest every morning in order to have super powers), I thought I’d share something my friend Scott posted in the wasteland that is the IRC Political Forum.
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I miss me some Keith.
I shall eviscerate the Post upon my return. Happy hump day!
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Seriously, man…. wash wash wash those hands! Use hand sanitizer! Avoid hospitals and sick people! I know no one on the IRC has started a thread about it so it must not be important, but trust me, this is SERIOUS BADASS SWINEFLU.
Whatevs. It’s a flu, like any other flu. People get it all the time. Pick your nose and eat it! At the hospital!
It’s not like other flus. The WHO has raised the pandemic level to 5 (out of 6). Some of my favorite writers and painters died in 1918. Wash your hands! Avoid people!
Gawker, which does not always amuse me, amused me on the subject.
http://gawker.com/5233222/pandemic-level-5
Means a lot that you call me friend.
So yeah, hard to believe those private catholic school students are all illegal immigrants, huh? People are constantly calling my office asking what the docs are doing about swine flu. I swear if the 6:00 news (or even the Post) reported that there was an outbreak of leprosy that the patients would be calling in for emergency prescriptions for a magical topical cream.
Unless I start hearing from Mother Abagail in my dreams and start seeing the Walkin’ Dude then I’m not gonna worry about this SuperFlu.
btw – I take my kryptonite with milk and one sugar.
Be well, friend.
I’m surprised that you’re surprised that I call you friend. You’re funny, intelligent and you read my blog (but then, I repeat myself).
Some day soon, we’re having a picnic. You will be there. Or I will find you and make you watch NBC’s 2009 Fall Line-Up.
Girls! Girls! Girls!
You’re both pretty!
Now stop fighting and let’s all agree to wear masks like it’s 9/11 all over again! WOOT!
Can No Face and I arm wrestle at the picnic?
I’m too pretty to arm wrestle.
I’m not.