Archive for May 2nd, 2009

I have a farmer’s tan

And must nurse my ailing wife.

Plenty on Sunday.

(thanks to Dan, Nick and Zack [if it's Zach, I totes apologize] for an amazing afternoon at an amazing stadium watching the kind of amazing meltdown that is usually associated with the amazin’ Mets [I keed, I keed] – and anyone that has one of those marriages where he likes Boston and she likes New York — or vice versa — have a new incredible way of heightening the enjoyment of your rivalry: garlic fries [look for the enormous sign that says GARLIC FRIES and prepare to eat some delicious french fried potatoes slathered in a minced garlic/herb concoction that is delicious and a nice way to heighten the "IN YOUR FACE!" when your team does something successful against the other team [thankfully, my wife is almost as in love with Jeter as I am])

Zuckerman’s famous post-haiku footnote.

“That’s some footnote!”

See what I did there? Swine flu —-> pig —–> Charlotte’s Web —–> Charlotte Rampling —–> Rambling Man ——> Ambulance —–> Somnambulance —–> The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari —–> The Indian in the Cupboard —–> Apu —–> Gesundheit —–> L’chaim! —–> Potok —–> po’ boy —–> jambalaya —–> Gray’s Papaya —–> Grey’s Anatomy —–> Sandra Oh —–> oh no you dih-ih —–> stereotypes —–> Carlos Mencia —–> an actual Mexican —–> swine flu —–> pig —–> Charlotte’s Web —–> Zuckerman’s famous pig (“that’s some pig!”)

This is my thought process before performing even the most rudimentary tasks. I’m not kidding.