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7th June
2009
written by jed

This is not only NSFW, it’s NSFPWVTTAPOM (not safe for people who value their time and peace of mind).

Allegedly (and I’m throwing up too hard to research this myself), Kobe Bryant’s rape victim did a “freestyle rap” about a year ago. It’s, um, in poor taste? Awful? More embarrassing than the Don’t Call Me A Homo Boy?

If you have any pity or empathy or compassion for this woman, and you want to maintain it, do not watch. And I apologize that the title of the video is also kinda NSFW. I didn’t name it.

And freestyle rap is in quotes because I know for a fact that her science is way too tight for that to have been made up on the spot.

Look away or may God have mercy on your soul.

Chicken fried steak, y’all!

2 Comments

  1. macarthur31
    08/06/2009

    Wow. I think you just set me up with my new ringtone.

    Yeesh.

  2. jed
    09/06/2009

    Mac,

    Teresa and I laughed out loud when we read this. Many thanks.

    Kiss all the pretty Antiguas for us!

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