Archive for June 12th, 2009

It’s like that Donovan song: First, there is no water. Then there is some water. Then there’s still water, but your thirsty daughter can go fuck herself (after all, if she dehydrates to the point of death, that’s at least one more bestseller for you, right, Kate?)

This is why only PROFESSIONAL NON-CHILD-ABUSING ACTORS should be allowed to have TV shows.

Teresa is doing great (relatively). Her excellent chef of a husband has been making her delicious treats (once that meant candy… now it means sweet corn) and she is thoroughly enjoying what passes for discourse (more like discharge, am I right?) in the ol’ IRC Political Forum. Beyond that, we’re taking it easy. Thanks again to all the well-wishing from all you well-wishers.

Maybe if Teresa was pushing a blind man out of the path of oncoming traffic when she took the radioactive stuff… maybe then she’d get superpowers…