Archive for June 15th, 2009

Toto has never sounded so beautiful.

(the typos are equally beautiful)

I still owe you The Hangover (which I will gladly see, as Zach G is a personal favorite) from last week. And this week, it remained in the #1 slot.

#2 was Up, which I did two weeks ago (kinda).

#3 was… The Taking of Pelham 123.

As if my wife’s cancer wasn’t bad enough.

If all goes well on Wednesday morning, maybe I’ll take Teresa along on Thursday (for the former movie, not the latter — I love my wife) and post a review before the weekend.

In retrospect, I guess America’s taste is OK (assuming The Hangover isn’t a train wreck). I just wish they’d have made me see Drag Me To Hell.

And I know they’ll make me see Transformers: So Much Computer-Generated Clanking! next month.

Sigh.

Speaking as a big guy, there are NO advantages to being a big guy (except maybe people not wanting to sit next to you on the train, but that might be because I never stop singing “Gonna See Miss Liza, Gonna Go To Mississippi” whenever I use the MTA). And despite crippling back pain that flared up whenever I wiped my ass, I would never ever nenver use this.

And stop dissing the 1880’s, Comfort Wipe!

(thanks Chris ‘n’ Lisa!)