15th June
2009
Speaking as a big guy, there are NO advantages to being a big guy (except maybe people not wanting to sit next to you on the train, but that might be because I never stop singing “Gonna See Miss Liza, Gonna Go To Mississippi” whenever I use the MTA). And despite crippling back pain that flared up whenever I wiped my ass, I would never ever nenver use this.
And stop dissing the 1880’s, Comfort Wipe!
(thanks Chris ‘n’ Lisa!)
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Does this mean I have to stop using my shower brush to wipe my bottom?
You’ve started wiping? Congrats!
Well, once you showed me how… AND the benefits of having a clean blossom, how could I not?
(And you totally have to call the 800 number. The on-hold message is CLASSIC. It’s my new number to put on registration forms….)
Do they say they’re putting you on Hold-It-In?