18th June
2009
Not has. Had. With a d.
Just got the all-clear from NYU.
To celebrate, we’re taking up smoking again.
Just kidding. About the smoking. But Teresa is now totally sans cancer and we’re totally relieved. And grateful. And giddy.
Greg Giraldo CRUSHED us last night (look for the special on Comedy Central in August). It’s been a great 24 hours. Maybe we should buy a lottery ticket. Or 50.
More to come…

I’m trying to think of a good way to celebrate…something that someone with cancer can’t do. I know, go wig shopping! Oh, wait…
I’ll think of something.
I love you, Bethany.
I will celebrate by lining my ceiling with asbestos.
Hold on.
I’ve just been informed that this is a terrible idea.
I’m so happy I think I’ll take up smoking again
…no, wait.
Instead we should get those firedavidletterman protesters to picket asshole neurologists.
This is the best news ever. YEA Teresa!