Give it a minute. This is part of a video that MJ made with Stan Winston (and a youngish Mos Def) called Ghosts. The back-up dancers were originally translucent ectoplasm (see also: semen) that MJ shot all over his house. The basic story is that the mob (led by a white guy that’s actually MJ) wants MJ to leave. The kids LOVE him. But this old white guy (it’s really MJ!) wants MJ gone badly. MJ will eventually (through movie magic) become translucent ectoplasm (see also: ejaculate) and shoot himself down the white guy’s throat (I have a hunch that this is the moment MJ came to the table with [sorry] and the rest of the film was written around it).

Yes, the YouTube has all parts of this floating around. At the end, MJ crumbles to dust on the floor.

But then he’s OK and the kids are far happier than they have any right to be.

You know what? I think it may still be too soon.

Please make a note of it.