1 teaspoon ground oregano
1 teaspoon chili powder
1 teaspoon dried sage
1 teaspoon dried basil
1 teaspoon dried marjoram
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon pepper
2 teaspoons salt
2 tablespoons paprika
1 tablespoon onion salt
2 tablespoons Accent

So claims Ron Douglas who quit his Wall Street job in 2007 in order to crack the KFC code (among others). His book “America’s Most Wanted Recipes” is in stores now.

And while I don’t think Colonel Sanders had access to Accent, word of mouth is that the above recipe is as close as it gets without a sullen teen lethargically fucking up your order.

Bon apetit!