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27th July
2009
written by jed

If they need to be touched, you touch them.

2 Comments

  1. Tommy Todd
    28/07/2009

    I’ve seen this more than 10 times, and I can not find any situation where this would be appropriate or comfortable.

  2. Alon-Zoom Mo' Mo' Mo
    04/08/2009

    Call ahead? Not this clown. I show up and make ‘em fucking smile.

    We’ll be QUIET? QUIET? Not this clown. I show up and honk my fucking horn. And make ‘em fucking smile.

    Touch them. TOUCH! THEM?? Not this clown. Old people are skeevy and gross and if you don’t touch ‘em right, they fucking fall apart. They can touch me. And make me fuckin’ smile.

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