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		<title>Knock knock. Who&#8217;s There? Interrupting Cow. Interru-</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MOO!
Hey, at least I don&#8217;t chew my cud, says breast milk cheese mom
&#8220;I eat healthier than your average cow and I&#8217;m not pumped full of steroids!&#8221; So declares Lori Mason, wife of Daniel Angerer (had she taken his name, the headline could have been Angerer Angers or Anger for Angerer). And if you think she&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ECG x2</title>
		<link>http://jedresnik.com/2010/03/09/ecg-x2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:47:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Had my annual physical today and it went fine except for the ECG. The assistant had ripped all of the stickies off of me seconds before my doctor announced that the results weren&#8217;t saved properly. So I had to have the stickies re-applied and re-ripped off. All before I had any coffee.
Sigh.

Hilary Swank&#8217;s breasts are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>11-9 (55%)</title>
		<link>http://jedresnik.com/2010/03/08/11-9-55/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not my finest hour in Oscar predictions, but I still got more right than wrong. Hooray.
And it turns out that Cablevision put ABC back on the air 13 minutes into the Oscars (though how subscribers would know that they did so remains a mystery to me &#8212; I guess they had to be watching the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Wuz Robbed.</title>
		<link>http://jedresnik.com/2010/03/07/i-wuz-robbed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 18:17:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not literally. Yesterday&#8217;s Scrabble For Cheaters event was wonderful (free babka!) and, as luck would have it, someone showed up partnerless. I volunteered my services and wound up competing.
I helped my partner use up all of his letters (to spell GENIUS, no less), but the opposing team played their Refuse A Word cheat (forcing him [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Video on My Day Off #2</title>
		<link>http://jedresnik.com/2010/03/06/a-video-on-my-day-off-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:43:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[


When you find out who&#8217;s voicing the cool mule (Jackie A), it will all make sense.
Happy Saturday!
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		<title>The Weekend is Tomorrow!</title>
		<link>http://jedresnik.com/2010/03/05/the-weekend-is-tomorrow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:44:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Post tries to be helpful today by printing up a letter of resignation for &#8220;Governor&#8221; Paterson. Sadly, their four-enormous-word headline is missing a comma (JUST SIGN IT DAVE!). Page 4 contains THE POST&#8217;S HANDY GUIDE TO GOV. PATERSON&#8217;S SCANDALS and page 5 explains that Peter Kauffmann (Paterson&#8217;s Communications Director) has resigned (&#8220;as recent developments [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poor Roy Ashburn!</title>
		<link>http://jedresnik.com/2010/03/04/poor-roy-ashburn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:37:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[STRIKE 3
Gov lied about $6,000 Yankee World Series tix in latest scandal
The first strike was the Aqueduct deal. The second was the Sherr-una (is that name a Don Martin sound effect?) Booker scandal. The third one &#8212; the one that the Post insists demands his resignation &#8212; is that he &#8220;improperly solicited $6,000 worth of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Next, Espada (God willing).</title>
		<link>http://jedresnik.com/2010/03/03/youre-next-espada-god-willing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jay Leno has returned to The Tonight Show. I made it through the premiere&#8217;s intro (a Wizard of Oz parody) before remembering why I never watched it the last time around. Last night, Jay had Sarah Palin on to insult the POTUS and pretend she has ideas. Then she did a stand-up set. I&#8217;m not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Endoscopy II: Gastrointestinal Boogaloo</title>
		<link>http://jedresnik.com/2010/03/02/endoscopy-ii-gastrointestinal-boogaloo/</link>
		<comments>http://jedresnik.com/2010/03/02/endoscopy-ii-gastrointestinal-boogaloo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:17:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Went for my follow-up endoscopy this morning. Came home, drank coffee, napped, and am now ready to share my disdain for the New York Post with you all.
There has been a $20 bump in the total for Teresa&#8217;s fundraising. Many thanks, kids. It means a lot to us both.
(Just kidding &#8212; what do I care [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OK GO&#8217;s This Too Shall Pass Video</title>
		<link>http://jedresnik.com/2010/03/02/ok-gos-this-too-shall-pass-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:04:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jed</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the kids say, this is neato slick.
(Do the kids still say that?)


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